I wish I was this cool

Dudes build a real life sized X wing fighter jet AND LAUNCH IT!!




What really happenned

Nut duster

According to our frieds at the urban dicktionary a nut duser is a goatee.




oh well..

Maybe you should try this at home

WAR whoa whoa whoa !!!

The total estimated human loss of life caused by World War II
was roughly 72 million people. The civilian toll was around 47
million, including 20 million deaths due to war related famine
and disease. The military toll was about 25 million, including
the deaths of about 4 million prisoners of war in captivity.
The Allies lost approximately 61 million people, and the Axis
lost 11 million.

Holy Crap Who Won really ! ! ! !

are you metro ?

Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual
men with a strong concern for their appearance, or whose
lifestyles display attributes stereotypically seen among gay men.

"Metro" is a term springing from the Trendy and not so
Trendy Suburbs of cities like Sydney and Melbourne spawned
by an attitude of being outrageous as long as everybody else
is doing it. With minor attributes of trying to out do each
other and out do other generations that have come before them,
transcending gender and sexuality.

I guess love it or hate it every generation has criticized
the next.

The Sad thing is , This one is just plain STUPID !!!!!!!!!

Some call it generation Y . ( more like Generation Why!)
Generation X is still coming to terms with
something without substance trying to push
them off their pedestal.

In Conclusion

I hate Fairy shoes , I really do especially white ones
they are not Karate shoes that had their moment
in the Mid 80's. (Bruce lee made that shit cool!)
Fluro is something that should
be left in Highlighters.
And finally i don't want to see a group
of 5 Metro boys every 500 meters in matching fairy shoes
short tight cutoff shorts and low V neck tee's
showing off , well not much to show off !!!!

Please go your own way !!!!!
This is a mercy call !!!!

wtf 2008

You know you are a grown up when you read this article and have the reaction you are about to have.

 

 

 

Oh man !

CATS vs DOGS

I hate Cats , they are so Sly !!!! Mind you Dogs are stupid but so loyal
But i still think they should go to war to amuse us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WORD !!!!!

Like a Warm Summers Breeze

Monkey Water Fountain

Finally a SOLUTION for You !!!!

Sorry

"Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
the real spelling of this famous catch phrase would
have looked more like that!
And was ranked #17 in TV Guide's list of "TV's 20
Top Catchphrases" (21-27 August 2005 issue).

Different Strokes AKA
45 Minutes from Harlem (USA) (working title)

claim to fame

Todd Bridges (Willis)
(March 2002) Fought and won against former rapper,
Vanilla Ice, in a celebrity boxing match on FOX TV.
Yeh Boi !!!!

Gary Coleman (Arnold)
Appearing on TV court, Gary was ordered to pay bus driver
Tracy Fields $1665 for hospital bills resulting from a fight
Gary said he felt threatened by her insistence with getting his
autograph and punched her in the head.

Dana Plato (Kimberly)
Arrested for armed robbery in 1991.
Arrested for forging a valium prescription in 1992.
Died accidental overdose of Painkillers in 1999.

May i Suggest the Tapioca for Dessert ?

Next time you think about chowing into that Bratwurst or Kranski


When the two men met, they made a videotape of their fatal encounter.
It showed them having sex, then Meiwes severing Brandes' penis,
which the two men then fried and tried to eat.

Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal serving a life sentence
for killing and eating a man who begged to be devoured,
has described how the meat tasted of pork and how he prepared
an elaborate meal of human steak in a green pepper sauce
with croquettes and Brussels sprouts.

Hope he had a nice Chiante to wash down that recently used Penis
no wonder it tasted like Pork !!!!! i might go Halal thanks !

g'day sport

What you talking about "Willis" ?

after a brief Hiatus "The Bradster" decides to return home to Wrongtown
only to find that Wrongtown is looking a little like
Ghosttown, Bandtown or HotBoobyTown.
So "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" !!!!
Its monday here in Aust and all you poor soul's
busting out the 9-5 blues..... with nothing to browse
cause Wrongtown is Pootown .
Dont fret cause i am here to save your days.
Once i wipe my little Monkey Ass or Arse depending
on which Continent you are in ........... So Be Warned !!!!!!!!
Unless i lose my Motivation , You is gonna cop a monkey Shit fight !!!!!!!! !

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrk!

Office Etiquette: Wanking

I used to love Big Train.

Terrorist alert

SURF's up

Wanna go solar surfing?

 

Check this wave out.

 

 

jerry was a race car driver

Jerry Cantrell(born March 18, 1966, Tacoma, Washington) is the lead guitarist and primary songwriter of Alice In Chains. He also provided vocals on many Alice in Chains songs.
He has released two solo albums: 'Boggy Depot' (1998) and 'Degradation Trip' (2002). Despite the latter being recorded as a double album, it was initially released as a single disc album, but was later re-released as the double-disc 'Degradation Trip, Volumes 1 & 2'.

He is currently on tour with the remaining members of Alice In Chains, Mike Inez, Sean Kinney, and new vocalist William DuVall. His biggest musical influences include Jimi Hendrix, Heart, Black Sabbath, and Queensrÿche.

 

http://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Cantrell